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Hidden combination lock. Legal in all 50 states. Endorsed by the STFU Guys." }, B: { h: "#STFU. Let the bag do the work.", s: "The smell-proof, anti-theft bag Pot Brothers at Law endorse. Because the less you explain, the less you have to explain." }, C: { h: "Premium smell-proof. Hidden lock. No questions asked.", s: "The only smell-proof bag endorsed by Pot Brothers at Law. Real-world tested, legal in all 50 states." }, }; const FAQ = [ { q: "Is this bag actually smell-proof?", a: "Yes. Every bag uses activated coconut charcoal lining, premium airtight YKK-grade zippers, reinforced stitching, and multi-layer smell-proof liners running through every pocket and compartment. It's been extensively tested in controlled conditions — no amateur sniff tests." }, { q: "Is it legal to own?", a: "Yes, in all 50 U.S. states. The bag itself is a container. 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Craig and Marc Wasserman — California cannabis defense attorneys with 30+ years combined — back the bag.
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Craig and Marc Wasserman — the Pot Brothers at Law — are legends of the cannabis movement. 30+ years defending Californians, millions of followers, and a voice the community actually trusts. They put their names on this bag because it works.
The less you explain, the less you have to explain.